thinkspeakstress: cumaeansibyl: drbrucebananer: panickyintheuk…

thinkspeakstress:

cumaeansibyl:

drbrucebananer:

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

portraitofablonde:

androcidal:

boomette:

genuinedaydots:

home-of-amazons:

portraitofablonde:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

^

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……

let us bow our heads

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

nah u gotta treat it like a rubik’s cube, u kno, twist it around until all the sides match up

the penis

nature’s whack-a-mole

nature’s whack-a-mole sweet jesus god almighty let me die here

via Tumblr http://knittingandsljivovica.tumblr.com/post/41721740682

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